Ode to Shower Intercourse

Oh, shower sex the way I love thee. You’re like porn material enjoyable, simple, convenient…and quick (because sometimes there clearly was merely a bit that is tiny of when both kids are napping and intercourse can be done.)

I favor being lathered all over with yummy body that is smelling (as though searching a gallery of delicious sips) and a girly-loofah. Experiencing the water that is warm down my body—I constantly hog water and my better half (that knows he could be planning to get intercourse) is significantly more than pleased to accommodate. Figures all slidy and slippery against each other. I’m clean before, after and during.

Put in a few Pink silicone lube that is discretely hiding behind the shampoo along with your self one enjoyable intercourse celebration! There’s practically nothing we can state against bath intercourse, apart from if things have a little energetic, there’s the possibility of slippage, unless of course you have got a shower intercourse pad. And today also that is but a remote memory.

Shower Sex Just Improved!

Think of then women and gentlemen—drum roll please—shower intercourse simply improved! Continue reading →